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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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