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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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