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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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