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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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