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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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