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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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