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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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