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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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