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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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