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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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