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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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