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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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