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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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