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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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