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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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