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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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