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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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