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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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