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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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