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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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