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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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