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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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