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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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