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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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