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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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