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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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