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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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