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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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