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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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