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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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