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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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