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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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