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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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