Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.