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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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