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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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