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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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