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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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