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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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