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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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