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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺
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