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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺
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