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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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