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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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