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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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