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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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