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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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