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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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