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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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