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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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