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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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