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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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