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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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