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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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