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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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