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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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