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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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