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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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