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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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